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Post by Occupant on Nov 22, 2014 14:37:49 GMT -5
Going in alphabetic order, finish this sentence: I knew (he or she) was werid when (he or she)...
You can pass and go to the next letter if you come to a difficult letter like X or Z and can't think of anything.
...ate the wax coating and threw away the cheese. 
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 14:47:12 GMT -5
I kew he was weird when he .. borrowed my bra!
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Post by Occupant on Nov 22, 2014 14:58:57 GMT -5
...corked an open wine bottle with a gherkin.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 19:01:07 GMT -5
I knew he was weird when he ... Drank like fish.
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Post by Occupant on Nov 30, 2014 11:23:58 GMT -5
...entered and exited his car and house through the windows instead of the doors because keeping track of his keys was too much trouble.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2014 15:22:46 GMT -5
(I knew he was a weirdo when he .. ) Found everything that Fox News said as smart & truthful.
*NO relation to our dear friend FOXY!
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Post by Occupant on Nov 30, 2014 16:48:38 GMT -5
...gargled with gravy after every meal because it "freshened his breath without removing the nice food taste from his palate." :o
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2014 18:00:25 GMT -5
... had women's undies on instead of men's!
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Post by Occupant on Dec 2, 2014 18:48:03 GMT -5
... insisted on wearing his Halloween costume for Thanksgiving dinner!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 15:28:06 GMT -5
joked about going to prison for murder!
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Post by Occupant on Dec 6, 2014 15:57:29 GMT -5
...kissed his dog on the lips and scratched his wife behind her ears.  
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2014 11:07:39 GMT -5
lamented that he's now an orphan (he killed his parents!)
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Post by Occupant on Dec 13, 2014 19:54:33 GMT -5
... made an erotic birthday cake for his Grandmother's 90th Birthday party at the nursing home.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 14:56:02 GMT -5
Never gave me his real name.
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Post by True Patriot on Dec 16, 2014 8:35:02 GMT -5
I knew he was weird when he .. borrowed my bra!Hey!...There are a lot of good uses for bras...Double-barreled slingshots...Snow ball makers...kippahs...knee pads... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 18:15:40 GMT -5
Orchestrated a coup against my government
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Post by Occupant on Dec 20, 2014 15:20:33 GMT -5
...Pleaded insanity to try to beat a parking ticket.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 18:59:05 GMT -5
quietly, late at night, tiptoed thru the house in my nighty
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Post by Occupant on Dec 27, 2014 10:32:39 GMT -5
...rented a tuxedo to go to a four year old's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 10:35:40 GMT -5
Sat under a bodhi tree & pretended to be the Buddha
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Post by Occupant on Dec 28, 2014 14:12:14 GMT -5
...took the vomit bag from his flight home from Denmark, filled it with free airline peanuts and gave it to his girlfriend as a souvenir from his trip.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 20:14:53 GMT -5
until I caught him w/ a wedding ring on, claimed he was single  |
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Post by Occupant on Jan 3, 2015 12:57:40 GMT -5
...verbally abused the waitress at IHOP because he didn't want his eggs touching the bacon on his plate.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 15:03:26 GMT -5
wanted to try something VERY freaky!
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Post by Occupant on Jan 9, 2015 15:06:22 GMT -5
...X'd out the photo of every girl in his High School Yearbook with blond hair because his blond haired girlfriend dumped him at senior prom and he didn't want to be reminded of her.
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