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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2015 7:58:47 GMT -5
Undressed in the closet to no one would see him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2015 9:45:15 GMT -5
Vanished for days at a time!
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Post by Occupant on Sept 24, 2015 10:12:57 GMT -5
Willed everything she owns to her pet goldfish
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 14:18:53 GMT -5
eXplained how they were the best at everything, was very rich and was (h)uge!
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Post by Occupant on Jan 9, 2017 0:21:22 GMT -5
...Yelled "THEATER!!! in a crowded fire.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2017 7:40:29 GMT -5
zoomed in on my grand-daughter as the devil & started worshipping her!
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Post by Occupant on Jan 10, 2017 23:37:41 GMT -5
... Abdicated his throne (which was in reality a toilet.)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2017 13:06:19 GMT -5
bid farewell to his high-paying job to become a shell collector at the beach
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Post by Occupant on Jan 12, 2017 20:19:40 GMT -5
Chewed on my hair because I used fruity smelling shampoo that made him hungry.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2017 21:25:10 GMT -5
dug his own grave, not wanting to burden anyone else when he kicked the bucket
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Post by Occupant on Jan 14, 2017 2:20:47 GMT -5
Ends every sentence with the words "according to prophecy."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2017 16:12:36 GMT -5
finds Donald Trump intelligent, mature & gracious
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Post by Occupant on Jan 14, 2017 16:37:49 GMT -5
Genuflects every time they pass by a Dairy Queen or Burger King restaurant.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2017 15:51:34 GMT -5
hears voices telling him to strip off his clothes & run down the street
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Post by Occupant on Jan 19, 2017 20:53:57 GMT -5
Insists he Invented the Internet.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2017 12:32:45 GMT -5
joining Scientology
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Post by Occupant on Jan 22, 2017 12:38:13 GMT -5
Kisses her own hand and presses it to people's cheeks when greeting them or saying goodbye.
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Post by Ann on Jul 2, 2017 19:31:38 GMT -5
... lip-synced and played an air guitar, to background music in the living room, when I introduced him to my folks.
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Post by Occupant on Jul 2, 2017 20:18:14 GMT -5
Mixes M&M candies in her meatloaf
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Post by Ann on Jul 2, 2017 21:03:01 GMT -5
... named his dog Trump!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2017 12:28:16 GMT -5
Only blamed other people for HIS mistakes
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Post by Occupant on Mar 30, 2018 11:08:22 GMT -5
...Photographs his BM's
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