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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 16:58:21 GMT -5
yelled bloody-murder when I wanted a girl's night out
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Post by Occupant on Jan 21, 2015 21:06:11 GMT -5
...zapped her hair extensions in the microwave oven because she wanted a "micro-weave" 
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 9:06:53 GMT -5
always insisted on filming their ... activity!
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Post by Occupant on Feb 2, 2015 17:07:34 GMT -5
...brought a bag of bread crumbs as her contribution to a pot luck dinner.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 17:29:26 GMT -5
caught flies by hand & ate them as snacks
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Post by Occupant on Feb 4, 2015 23:38:09 GMT -5
...drank maple syrup straight out of the bottle with each bite of his French toast.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 12:59:23 GMT -5
eagerly hassled cops when they pulled him over for speeding!
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Post by Occupant on Feb 10, 2015 21:04:43 GMT -5
...flattened the peas and carrots into a paste on his plate because he "doesn't like bumpy food."  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 9:25:23 GMT -5
grossed me out when he ate those mashed peas & carrots ^ w/ his fingers
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Post by Occupant on Feb 14, 2015 19:03:22 GMT -5
...he humped the sofa pillows when he thought no one was looking.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 9:32:06 GMT -5
intended to build a commune in the wilds of Borneo
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Post by Occupant on Feb 17, 2015 20:15:00 GMT -5
...joined a Sex Addicts Support Group to meet "hot, easy chicks." 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 17:13:55 GMT -5
kinky inside & outside the bedroom
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Post by Occupant on Feb 21, 2015 11:56:00 GMT -5
...licks all his plates, bowls and silverware when he's dining in a restaurant.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 13:37:14 GMT -5
made sure to tip the waitress very little (so she'd try harder next time)
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Post by Occupant on Feb 25, 2015 0:33:22 GMT -5
...nailed every window in her house shut to keep the ghosts out. 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 15:00:18 GMT -5
opened their mouth to burp louder!
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Post by Occupant on Mar 6, 2015 11:33:21 GMT -5
...planted poison ivy in her window boxes just "to be different."  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 17:33:08 GMT -5
quickly ate before anyone else could get to the table
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Post by Occupant on Mar 20, 2015 1:22:26 GMT -5
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Post by Endo on Mar 20, 2015 22:07:30 GMT -5
...scolded our daughter for being out so late...she's been dead for two years
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2015 16:28:04 GMT -5
told my Mother she had a big butt
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Post by Occupant on Apr 4, 2015 9:48:01 GMT -5
...undid all the buttons on her blouse at a brain-storming session at work so her 'brains could breathe.'
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 17:46:26 GMT -5
vowed 'to never be taken alive'.
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Post by Occupant on Apr 18, 2015 10:30:16 GMT -5
...wolf whistled at a couple of elderly Amish women at a roadside vegetable stand.
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