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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 15:16:29 GMT -5
Ans. I'd rather stick a fork in my eye!
Ques. Would you ever vote for Sarah Palin?
answer: I've never admitted it but YES!
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Post by Occupant on Feb 2, 2015 16:47:27 GMT -5
Answer: I have never admitted it but YES - many, many years ago.  Question: Have you ever seen an X rated movie? Answer: It was the dumbest thing I ever did! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 12:57:28 GMT -5
Answer: It was the dumbest thing I ever did!
Question: What happened when you discussed religion w/ your father?
Answer: I'd LOVE to do that!
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Post by Occupant on Feb 10, 2015 21:32:39 GMT -5
Answer: I'd LOVE to do that!
Question: Would you like to spend an afternoon chatting with Harper Lee?
Answer: Because if I don't do it, no one else will.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 9:32:09 GMT -5
Answer: Because if I don't do it, no one else will.
Question: Why do you brush your teeth?
ANSWER - No, that's just a mole!
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Post by Occupant on Feb 14, 2015 18:53:25 GMT -5
ANSWER - No, that's just a mole!
QUESTION - Hey, is that a third nipple you've got there?
ANSWER: It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 9:36:00 GMT -5
ANSWER: It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
Question: Why do you keep watching that old movie, "When harry Met Sally" ?
Answer: It made me ginormously happy.
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Post by Occupant on Feb 17, 2015 20:08:51 GMT -5
Answer: It made me ginormously happy.
Question: How did you feel when you received a beautiful bouquet of roses and a ruby red vase at work last week?
Answer: Only when I'm feeling really sad. 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 17:17:43 GMT -5
Answer: Only when I'm feeling really sad.
Question: When do you cry?
Answer: I'd do that if I won the lottery.
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Post by Occupant on Feb 21, 2015 11:50:41 GMT -5
Answer: I'd do that if I won the lottery.
Question: Would you ever take an early retirement from your job?
Answer: I haven't seen it in years.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2015 13:35:13 GMT -5
Answer: I haven't seen it in years.
Question: Do you still have a will?
Answer: I always do that in private.
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Post by Occupant on Apr 18, 2015 10:53:53 GMT -5
Answer: I always do that in private.
Question: Do you ever sing along with your favorite tunes on the radio?
Answer: Yes I do, but not because I want to.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2015 15:01:51 GMT -5
Yes, I do, but not because I want to.
Do you ever socialize w/ your neighbors?
Next answer: My best friend does it.
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Post by Occupant on Apr 25, 2015 15:08:59 GMT -5
Yes, I do, but not because I want to. Do you ever socialize w/ your neighbors? Next answer: My best friend does it. Answer: My best friend does it. Question: Do you make Thanksgiving dinner yourself? Answer: I knew I made a big mistake the minute I did it, but it was too late to change it. |
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Post by Ann on Jun 19, 2015 12:10:45 GMT -5
Answer: I knew I made a big mistake the minute I did it, but it was too late to change it.
Question: Why were you so blunt when you left your reply on his answering machine?
Answer: I'm not in the mood.
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Post by Occupant on Jun 21, 2015 1:41:52 GMT -5
Answer: I'm not in the mood. Question: Do you want to go snorkeling in the hot tub with True Patriot tonight?  Answer: It's been so long since I've done it, I don't know if I remember how.  |
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Post by Ann on Jun 25, 2015 9:20:12 GMT -5
Answer: It's been so long since I've done it, I don't know if I remember how.
Question: Would you like you go for a bike ride on the weekend?
Answer: I'll think about it.
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Post by Occupant on Jun 26, 2015 16:43:05 GMT -5
Answer: I'll think about it.
Question: Would you eat fried grasshoppers for $500.?
Answer: Works like a charm every time.
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Post by Ann on Jun 27, 2015 12:44:04 GMT -5
Answer: Works like a charm every time.
Question: Do you think your crocodile tears will get him to give in and let you have your way?
Answer: I don't know, what do you think?
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Post by Occupant on Jun 28, 2015 10:36:33 GMT -5
Answer: I don't know, what do you think?
Question: Do you think we'll ever find intelligent life on another planet?
Answer: I was so disappointed, I couldn't understand why everyone made such a fuss over it.
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Post by Ann on Jun 28, 2015 11:01:12 GMT -5
Answer: I was so disappointed, I couldn't understand why everyone made such a fuss over it.
Question: Aren't you upset that your Dad couldn't make it in time to see you score a goal?
Answer: No, it's your turn, you do it!
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Post by Occupant on Jun 30, 2015 19:01:37 GMT -5
Answer: No, it's your turn, you do it!
Question: Can you come here and kill this huge bug?
Answer: Once, maybe twice a year if I'm lucky.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2015 8:54:40 GMT -5
Ans - Once, maybe twice a year if I'm lucky.
Query - How often do you feel sexy?
Answer: I've done it but felt very guilty afterwards.
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Post by Occupant on Jul 2, 2015 15:19:59 GMT -5
Answer: I've done it but felt very guilty afterwards.
Question: Have you ever faked a headache to get out of doing something you didn't want to do?
Answer: It can be a bit tricky at first, but once you get the hang of it it's really not hard to do at all.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 16:34:43 GMT -5
Answer: It can be a bit tricky at first, but once you get the hang of it it's really not hard to do at all.
Question: Is it hard to outsmart a man?
answer - NO! have you?
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