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Post by Occupant on Oct 17, 2013 22:18:12 GMT -5
RULES:
Post something in the form of an answer. The next poster has to come up with a question to go with your answer. You can play it safe or be silly and creative - your choice, just remember to leave another answer for the next person to 'question.'
Example:
Poster One: Answer - Ten
Poster Two: Question - How many frankfurters did True throw at the movie screen while watching Rocky Horror Picture Show?
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Post by Occupant on Nov 7, 2013 12:04:22 GMT -5
Answer: In his sock drawer.
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Post by True Patriot on Nov 7, 2013 15:23:54 GMT -5
Answer: In his sock drawer. Question: Where did you find the mice? Answer: They were kicked out. |
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Post by Occupant on Nov 7, 2013 23:45:04 GMT -5
Answer: They were kicked out.
Question: What happened to the crazed fans who rushed onto the soccer field during a game? (Get it - "kicked out.") 
Answer: He paid ten times what it was worth.
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Post by True Patriot on Nov 8, 2013 1:23:55 GMT -5
Answer: He paid ten times what it was worth. Question: So what makes you think he was a politician? Answer: Run faster than the other guy. |
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Post by Occupant on Nov 8, 2013 13:32:20 GMT -5
Answer: He paid ten times what it was worth. Question: So what makes you think he was a politician? Answer: Run faster than the other guy. Queston: how can you keep from being killed by a charging grizzly bear while hiking in the woods with friends? Answer: For a million dollars. |
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Post by Occupant on Dec 1, 2013 14:25:09 GMT -5
Answer: For a million dollars.
Question: How much would it take to get you to spend 5 minutes in a shark cage submerged in an aquarium tank with a live shark?
ANSWER: Between my sofa cushions.
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Post by Occupant on May 4, 2014 8:41:27 GMT -5
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Post by True Patriot on May 4, 2014 12:11:22 GMT -5
Answer: For a million dollars.
Question: How much would it take to get you to spend 5 minutes in a shark cage submerged in an aquarium tank with a live shark?
ANSWER: Between my sofa cushions. QUESTION: Instead of depending on President Obama where should I look if I absolutely need change? ANSWER: To calm my nerves. |
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Post by Occupant on May 4, 2014 12:46:59 GMT -5
ANSWER: Between my sofa cushions. QUESTION: Instead of depending on President Obama where should I look if I absolutely need change?  Answer: To calm my nerves. Question: Why do you sit by the bay? Next: ANSWER: Because it feels so darn good.
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Post by Ann on May 19, 2014 9:41:48 GMT -5
ANSWER: Because it feels so darn good.
Question: Why are you using a heating pad on your bad knee?
Answer: 2 for the price of 1 coupon
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Post by Occupant on May 19, 2014 10:09:55 GMT -5
Answer: Two for the price of one coupon.
Question: What did the cheap husband give his wife for her birthday?
Answer: Not even for a million dollars!
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Post by Ann on May 19, 2014 10:46:18 GMT -5
Answer: Not even for a million dollars!
Question: Would you go to work wearing a thong bikini and high heel shoes?
Answer: Twenty-five cents per hour.
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Post by Occupant on May 19, 2014 16:10:18 GMT -5
Answer: Twenty-five cents per hour
Question: What do you really earn after taxes?
Answer: On the floor.
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Post by Ann on May 19, 2014 16:24:45 GMT -5
Answer: On the floor.
Question: Where did you find my earring, I've been looking for it everywhere?
Answer: Chestnut brown.
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Post by Occupant on May 20, 2014 1:18:46 GMT -5
Answer: Chestnut Brown Question: What color are chestnuts?  Answer: In the backseat of my car. |
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Post by Ann on May 20, 2014 9:00:23 GMT -5
Answer: In the backseat of my car.
Question: Where did you go on your date son?
Answer: Two A's and the rest were B's.
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Post by Occupant on May 20, 2014 10:09:20 GMT -5
Answer: In the backseat of my car. Question: Where did you go on your date son? Answer: Two A's and the rest were B's. Question: What were the bra cup sizes of the USA's Olympic Girl's Gymnastic Team? Answer: Bea Arthur |
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Post by Ann on May 20, 2014 10:16:55 GMT -5
Answer: Bea Arthur
Question: What's the name of the actress who had a spin off show from All in the Family?
Answer: Vacuum cleaner.
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Post by Occupant on May 20, 2014 19:43:45 GMT -5
Answer: Vacuum cleaner. Question: What do I use to clean my dusty old vacuum?  Answer: That's none of your business!!! |
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Post by Ann on May 20, 2014 20:16:29 GMT -5
Answer: That's none of your business!!!
Question: How much do you weigh?
Answer: Tomorrow at 3:30 pm.
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Post by Occupant on May 21, 2014 1:49:02 GMT -5
Answer: Tomorrow at 3:30 PM.
Question: What time will your lack of sleep tonight catch up with you?
Answer: Whenever I eat Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Post by Ann on May 21, 2014 9:44:58 GMT -5
Answer: Whenever I eat KFC.
Question: When do you usually need to take antacids?
Answer: I do.
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Post by Occupant on May 21, 2014 22:14:27 GMT -5
Answer: I do. Question: What did True Patriot say when asked who usually winds up in their 'birthday suit' in the Library's Strip Poker Room?  Answer: I swear it wasn't me!!! |
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Post by True Patriot on May 21, 2014 23:14:34 GMT -5
Answer: I swear it wasn't me!!! QUESTION: Who said that they were the most modest and humble person who ever lived and that they would deny ever saying so? ANSWER: No one said anything but I think they knew. |
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