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Post by Occupant on Nov 4, 2014 14:47:50 GMT -5
Only thing I can think of - I'd never lend anyone my underwear/bras. Answer: Only if no one EVER found out. And what is the question? Question: Would you ever take a topless selfie? Answer: Only if you put whipped cream, chocolate syrup and a cherry on it, otherwise no way! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 14:40:11 GMT -5
Answer: Only if you put whipped cream, chocolate syrup & a cherry on it, otherwise, no way!
Question: If someone begged you to eat ice cream, would you?
Answer: George Clooney
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Post by Occupant on Nov 15, 2014 15:25:19 GMT -5
Answer: Only if you put whipped cream, chocolate syrup & a cherry on it, otherwise, no way! Question: If someone begged you to eat ice cream, would you? Answer: George Clooney 
Answer: I thought it would be gross, but it actually tasted a lot like chicken. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2014 19:50:53 GMT -5
Answer: I thought it would be gross, but it actually tasted a lot like chicken.
Question: What did Foxy say when she ate alligator tail?
Answer: Yes, that was when I could have danced all night.
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Post by Occupant on Nov 30, 2014 12:43:07 GMT -5
Answer: Yes, that was when I could have danced all night.
Question: Do you remember the 80's?
Answer: Wine has a tendency to do that to me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2014 15:13:48 GMT -5
Answer: Wine has a tendency to do that to me.
Question: Someone saw you dancing on top of a table, is that true?
Answer: Once a day
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Post by Occupant on Nov 30, 2014 17:38:40 GMT -5
Answer: Once a day.
Question: How many times a day do you put out food for the kittens in your yard?
Answer: I tried, but I couldn't do it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2014 18:10:52 GMT -5
Answer: I tried, but I couldn't do it.
Question: Have you ever cooked a rabbit?
Answer: No, I prefer to drive.
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Post by Occupant on Dec 2, 2014 18:42:30 GMT -5
Answer: No, I prefer to drive. Question: Would you ever run for president?  Answer: It's in my junk drawer. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2014 10:59:15 GMT -5
*Answer - It's in my junk drawer.
Question - Where are my set of false teeth?
Next answer - Not lately.
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Post by Occupant on Dec 12, 2014 20:30:22 GMT -5
Answer: Not Lately. Question: Has Lilac offered to let you try out her false teeth?  Answer: You would think so, but you'd be wrong. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 14:54:05 GMT -5
Ans. You would think so, but you'd be wrong.
Ques. Do you think Lilac has all her marbles?
Answer: When it's very late at night & I'm all alone.
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Post by Occupant on Dec 20, 2014 15:34:09 GMT -5
Answer: When it's very late at night & I'm all alone.
Question: When is your best time to think and be creative?
Answer: More times than I can count.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 18:37:50 GMT -5
Answer: More times than I can count.
Question: Have your judgments ever been wrong?
Answer: Not since I've become an adult.
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Post by Occupant on Dec 27, 2014 10:50:15 GMT -5
Answer: Not since I've become an adult.
Question: When was the last time you went to second base with a boy?
Answer: It's the 'gift that keeps on giving.'
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 10:30:17 GMT -5
Answer: It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Question: What is that terrible rash you have?
Answer: Yes, that's one of my New Year Resolutions.
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Post by Occupant on Dec 28, 2014 13:35:50 GMT -5
Answer: Yes, that's one of my New Year Resolutions.
Question: Do you plan on staying far away from forum trolls?
Answer: I don't know what the heck I did with it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 20:21:40 GMT -5
Answer: I don't know what the heck I did with it.
Question: Where is that child you were babysitting?
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Answer: She looked like death warmed over.
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Post by Occupant on Jan 3, 2015 12:46:31 GMT -5
Answer: She looked like death warmed over. Question: What does the new Barbie without make-up look like?  Answer: I was shocked when I found out!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 15:13:12 GMT -5
^Foxy - that was SO FUNNY!!!!
answer: I was shocked when I found out!
question: How did you react when your best girlfriend said she was going for sexual re-assignment surgery?
answer: I was only 16 at the time!
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Post by Occupant on Jan 9, 2015 14:50:36 GMT -5
Answer: I was only 16 at the time!
Question: Why did you and your brother's 24 year old buddy keep your relationship secret from your brother?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 17:00:55 GMT -5
Answer: ROTFLMAO
Question: What do I want to post after FOXY has posted her usual witty comments?
*answer - I didn't start until I was 18.
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Post by Occupant on Jan 21, 2015 20:58:14 GMT -5
Answer: I didn't start until I was 18,
Question: When did you begin working as a groom at a stable?
Answer: I've had better.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 8:59:00 GMT -5
Ans. 'I've had better.'
Ques. 'Did you enjoy your conversation w/ Joe Biden?'
Answer: Yes, that's my plan for the next month.
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Post by Occupant on Jan 23, 2015 12:36:39 GMT -5
Answer: Yes, that's my plan for the next month.
Question: February is the stormiest, coldest month of the year in the North East, do you plan on staying indoors as much as possible?
Answer: I'd rather stick a fork in my eye!
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