Ann
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Post by Ann on May 22, 2014 16:14:17 GMT -5
ANSWER: No one said anything but I think they knew.
Question: Who told you I wasn't feeling well?
Answer: A box of chocolates and a dozen yellow roses.
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Post by Occupant on May 22, 2014 18:45:54 GMT -5
Answer: A box of chocolates and a dozen yellow roses. Question: What would be a nice get well gift for a neighbor your dog bit in the butt?
Answer: I will, but only if you go first!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2014 18:21:00 GMT -5
Question: Let's go bungee-jumping, shall we?
Answer: Yes, I've seen Foxy do that!
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Post by Occupant on Aug 16, 2014 1:16:28 GMT -5
Question: Let's go bungee-jumping, shall we? Answer: Yes, I've seen Foxy do that! Question: Has anyone seen a critter bouncing down the road on a bouncy ball? Answer: I check to make sure their toilet is clean.
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Post by True Patriot on Aug 16, 2014 3:51:10 GMT -5
Answer: Question: I check to make sure their toilet is clean. Question: How can I tell if I'm in a good restaurant before even seeing the food? Answer: Wait for low tide.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2014 12:18:02 GMT -5
Answer: wait for low tide Question: What do you do if you don't like high tide?
Answer: Yes, but I quit.
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Post by Occupant on Aug 25, 2014 22:41:52 GMT -5
Answer: wait for low tide Question: What do you do if you don't like high tide? Answer: Yes, but I quit. Question: Weren't you the President of the Super Lazy Underachieving Goldbrick Society aka SLUGS?
Answer: It smelled like stinky feet.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2014 19:31:38 GMT -5
Answer: It smelled like stinky feet. Question: Why did you throw out the meal you made for dinner?
Answer: Because it's illegal.
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Post by Occupant on Aug 26, 2014 19:48:17 GMT -5
Answer: It smelled like stinky feet. Question: Why did you throw out the meal you made for dinner? Answer: Because it's illegal. Question: Why can't you shout fire in a crowded theater? Answer: Because I laugh every time I try.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 18:00:55 GMT -5
The answer was: because I laugh every time I try. The question would be: Why can't you say 'men are smarter than women'?
Answer: and that's why I never sleep naked
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Post by Occupant on Aug 30, 2014 4:01:07 GMT -5
Answer: And that's why I never sleep naked.
Question: Does being the only female firefighter in your stationhouse present any problems with the sleeping arrangements?
Answer: Because I've had years of practice.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2014 16:37:38 GMT -5
answer: because I've had years of pratice question: Why are you so good w/ sassy wise-cracks?
Answer: I got that from my Mother.
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Post by Occupant on Sept 5, 2014 22:41:39 GMT -5
Answer: I got that from my Mother.
Question: Why are you so creative?Answer: I tried it once and that's one too many times for me!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 14:58:50 GMT -5
Have you ever has a ménage à trois?
Answer: Yes, but I was almost arrested for it.
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Post by Occupant on Sept 10, 2014 18:58:49 GMT -5
I got nothing...True you want to answer this?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2014 14:48:08 GMT -5
Answer: Answer: Yes, but I was almost arrested for it. Question: Have you ever streaked?
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Answer: No, I only have two.
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Post by True Patriot on Oct 13, 2014 21:11:31 GMT -5
Answer: Answer: Yes, but I was almost arrested for it. Question: Have you ever streaked? ****************************************************** Answer: No, I only have two. Boy...could I have fun with this one...
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Post by Occupant on Oct 25, 2014 12:17:03 GMT -5
Answer: No I only have two.
Question: Can I borrow a five?
Answer: Ugh, I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 12:22:29 GMT -5
Answer: Ugh, I'd rather stick needles in my eyes! Question: Do you watch reality TV shows?
Answer: Not for all the tea in China!
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Post by Occupant on Oct 25, 2014 14:03:05 GMT -5
Answer: Ugh, I'd rather stick needles in my eyes! Question: Do you watch reality TV shows? Answer: Not for all the tea in China! Question: Would you like to work until you're in your 70's?
Answer: I only do it when I think there's no one watching!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 17:16:55 GMT -5
Foxy's answer: I only do it when I think there's no one watching! My question: Do you often dance around nude?
ANSWER: Yes, I'm embarrassed to say it, but I do.
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Post by Occupant on Oct 26, 2014 23:48:01 GMT -5
Lilac's Answer: Yes, I'm embarrassed to say it, but I do. Question: Do you snoop in other people's medicine cabinets when you use their bathroom?
Answer: It tasted like an old shoe.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2014 18:19:42 GMT -5
Answer: It tasted like an old shoe. Question: What's the flavor when you try to cook a steak?
Answer: I'm embarrassed to say it but YES I do!
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Post by Occupant on Oct 29, 2014 19:58:51 GMT -5
Answer: I'm embarrassed to say it but YES I do!
Question: Do you still have clothes in your closet from when you were a teenager?
Answer: I would never lend anyone my ____________________________
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2014 16:41:00 GMT -5
Only thing I can think of - I'd never lend anyone my underwear/bras.
Answer: Only if no one EVER found out.
And what is the question?
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