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Post by Occupant on Oct 19, 2012 0:00:15 GMT -5
Each player takes a turn posting an imaginary product so awful that it never made it past the consumer test market. Got a really bad idea - let's hear it, in alphabetic order please.
Alfalfa Bits Cereal
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Post by Slowhand on Oct 19, 2012 6:34:35 GMT -5
Buffalo balls soup
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Post by Occupant on Oct 20, 2012 10:55:59 GMT -5
Cabbage O'Candle -- so you can enjoy the aroma of St. Patrick's Day festivities all year 'round. D
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Post by jenn823 on Oct 21, 2012 7:21:34 GMT -5
Dog meat burgers
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Post by Occupant on Oct 21, 2012 12:57:16 GMT -5
Dog meat burgers?  
Elevator jukeboxes where you deposit a quarter and select your own tunes instead of listening to that annoying piped in muzak. F |
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Post by jenn823 on Nov 14, 2012 22:12:45 GMT -5
Dog meat burgers?
Elevator jukeboxes where you deposit a quarter and select your own tunes instead of listening to that annoying piped in muzak. F I always liked jukeboxes. What's an elevator jukebox? So, I'm suppose to come up with something that starts with an F, huh? Uhh, I'll save that for someone else. lol |
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Post by toetapping on Nov 20, 2012 17:46:12 GMT -5
Fresh Cat Whiskers Soup. Think of the vitamins. Where have those whiskers been?  G |
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Post by Occupant on Nov 22, 2012 10:30:13 GMT -5
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Post by jenn823 on Nov 25, 2012 16:43:13 GMT -5
Fresh Cat Whiskers Soup. Think of the vitamins. Where have those whiskers been? G AWW- the poor kitty! :'( I love cats. And even a kitty's picture too! :'( Gorilla toes. 8-) That's alot more charming isn't it? lol |
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Post by Occupant on Nov 27, 2012 3:07:57 GMT -5
Gorilla Toes In A Blanket would make interesting hors d'oevures at a safari themed cocktail party don't you think? LOL
Hospital Gourmet - frozen microwaveable dinners for folks who crave the taste of hospital food in the comfort of their own home. They're just what the doctor ordered! Plenty to choose from - try the flavorless, phlegm colored steamed fish with a lump of rice and a cup of salt free broth that tastes like tepid water a chicken was dunked in, or the meat dishes - each one tasteless and rubbery with a gelatinous approximation of gravy, a dollop of something lumpy and off white - might be mashed potatoes, could be cauliflower or grits - who knows, and some carrots or green beans so overcooked you can suck them up with a straw or perhaps they're just warm jello, hard to distinguish one from another. Also, be sure to try any of the pasta dishes - all varieties are wet and mushy with flavorless tomato or faux cheese sauce and a piece of bread with a tiny pat of unsalted butter-like spread. And don't forget the desserts - applesauce; non dairy Dixie cup; or diced peaches - all sugar free and best served at room temperature for that authentic hospital experience. Meals so reminiscent of your last hospital stay, you'll be tempted to eat them in bed seated on a bed pan, but then who's stopping you?   I
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Post by jenn823 on Nov 27, 2012 20:03:45 GMT -5
Gorilla Toes In A Blanket would make interesting hors d'oevures at a safari themed cocktail party don't you think? LOL
Hospital Gourmet - frozen microwaveable dinners for folks who crave the taste of hospital food in the comfort of their own home. They're just what the doctor ordered! Plenty to choose from - try the flavorless, phlegm colored steamed fish with a lump of rice and a cup of salt free broth that tastes like tepid water a chicken was dunked in, or the meat dishes - each one tasteless and rubbery with a gelatinous approximation of gravy, a dollop of something lumpy and off white - might be mashed potatoes, could be cauliflower or grits - who knows, and some carrots or green beans so overcooked you can suck them up with a straw or perhaps they're just warm jello, hard to distinguish one from another. Also, be sure to try any of the pasta dishes - all varieties are wet and mushy with flavorless tomato or faux cheese sauce and a piece of bread with a tiny pat of unsalted butter-like spread. And don't forget the desserts - applesauce; non dairy Dixie cup; or diced peaches - all sugar free and best served at room temperature for that authentic hospital experience. Meals so reminiscent of your last hospital stay, you'll be tempted to eat them in bed seated on a bed pan, but then who's stopping you? I I don't know. Ask maxx about that! haha |
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