Always / Never Game

[Occupant]

Easy to play, we take turns posting 2 pieces of advise beginning with one Always... and one Never...

The advise can be practical, useful or just plain silly, your choice.

[Occupant]

Always keep your nasal passages clear of foreign objects like beans, buttons, French fries and hotdogs. These items tend to get wedged inside your nose and you'll have to go to the ER to have them dislodged.

Never transport kittens inside your underwear, their teeth and claws are a lot sharper than you think.

[True Patriot]

ALWAYS drink upstream from the herd.

NEVER spit into the wind.

[Occupant]

Always look before crossing the street.

Never anger your waiter unless you like eating food with someone else's DNA in it.

[jenn823]

Always remember to keep a jacket or sweatshirt in your car- just incase it get cold.

Never talk with food in your mouth- yuck.

[Occupant]

Always wear clean underwear, you don't want to be wearing dirty underwear in the event you have an accident and are taken to the hospital.

Never have an accident in your underwear!

[toetapping]

Always blow your nose when needed.

NEVER use the same hanky without washing it at least once a year.

[jenn823]

Always remember to turn the stove off when done cooking.

Never ignore your smoke detector.

[Occupant]

Always have good auto insurance.

Never rear-end a cop car.

[Ann]

Always remember to never take your eyes off your drink at a party.

Never give someone advice who doesn't want it.

[Occupant]

Always cross your T's and dot your I's

Never cross your eyes.

[Ann]

Always respect your elders.

Never laugh in someone's face.

[Deleted]

Always smile.

Never let them know what you're really thinking.

[Deleted]

Always look both ways before crossing a street.

Never plow over closing railroad tracks upon hearing something loud coming your way. ;)

[Deleted]

Always say 'thank you'.

Never stab anyone in the back, literally or figuratively.