Post by Occupant on Apr 24, 2012 19:18:31 GMT -5
Punography -- some are new, some are oldies but goodies. Enjoy.
I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now .
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it .
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
PMS jokes aren't funny, period .
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations .
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery .
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it !
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control
her pupils ?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds .
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !
Broken pencils are pointless .
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus .
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on .
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .
Velcro - what a rip off !
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy .
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure .
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
