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Post by Occupant on Jan 22, 2012 14:17:58 GMT -5
Easy to play, just post a silly question, nothing too personal, and the next poster gives a silly answer then poses a question of their own and so on.
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Post by Occupant on Jan 22, 2012 14:25:27 GMT -5
Why do people tap their wrist when asking someone for the time?
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Post by toetapping on Jan 22, 2012 15:56:33 GMT -5
Obviously they know that person doesn't know where their watch is.
If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?
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Post by True Patriot on Jan 23, 2012 7:06:15 GMT -5
Obviously they know that person doesn't know where their watch is. If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round? To make it easier to feed the birds. Why shouldn't drivers stop for a sign that says 'Do Not Pass'? |
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Post by Occupant on Jan 23, 2012 16:08:56 GMT -5
Obviously they know that person doesn't know where their watch is. If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round? To make it easier to feed the birds. Why shouldn't drivers stop for a sign that says 'Do Not Pass'? Well the sign didn't tell drivers to Stop, it merely said they shouldn't Pass. As long as the driver is still alive and driving, it's safe to say they didn't pass away so they're obeying the sign. Why is a bra singular but a pair of panties are plural? |
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Post by toetapping on Jan 23, 2012 17:12:02 GMT -5
They have double the job but only need 1 thing to do it.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
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Post by Occupant on Jan 23, 2012 23:12:12 GMT -5
They have double the job but only need 1 thing to do it. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? ROTFL - what a great question!!!! Well let's see, ghosts never allow their feet to actually make contact with the the floor, They float above it for fear of falling through the floorboards and once that happens they would just keep going down, down, down and eventually wind up in Hell and they really don't want to go there! New question: Men at Work sang about a Vegemite Sandwich, so just what the heck is Vegemite and what does it taste like? |
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Post by toetapping on Jan 25, 2012 21:44:06 GMT -5
Aussies love Vegemite. It looks like black tar and some say it tastes like it too.  Nice on toast. ..... Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in? |
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Post by True Patriot on Jan 28, 2012 1:58:55 GMT -5
Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in? Because it takes the force of arms to keep them both under control? |
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Post by toetapping on Feb 26, 2012 16:21:45 GMT -5
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can)
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Post by True Patriot on Feb 26, 2012 18:40:21 GMT -5
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) Because only another person can overcome the tickle avoidance response. I can tickle myself with my jokes but noone else seems to laugh at them.  |
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Post by Occupant on Feb 26, 2012 20:01:00 GMT -5
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) Because only another person can overcome the tickle avoidance response. I can tickle myself with my jokes but noone else seems to laugh at them. That's not true, you've given me a case of the giggles many times. Your turn for a question True. |
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Post by True Patriot on Feb 27, 2012 0:52:06 GMT -5
When is it appropriate for friends to help pick each other's noses?
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Post by Occupant on Feb 29, 2012 0:35:02 GMT -5
When is it appropriate for friends to help pick each other's noses? When you're shopping with either Mr. Potato Head or Michael Jackson. How can you tell if bleu cheese has gone bad? |
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Post by True Patriot on Feb 29, 2012 19:47:44 GMT -5
When is it appropriate for friends to help pick each other's noses? When you're shopping with either Mr. Potato Head or Michael Jackson. That was funny!!! I was thinking in the waiting room of their plastic surgeon. How can you tell if bleu cheese has gone bad? It turns green and no longer smells. Who let the dogs out?Can you spot Shadow? |
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Post by Occupant on Mar 1, 2012 20:33:35 GMT -5
Eeek - what's that rabid varmint doing there in the middle of all those nice, normal doggies?
Why do athletes pat each others bum's so much?
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Post by True Patriot on Mar 2, 2012 21:37:15 GMT -5
Eeek - what's that rabid varmint doing there in the middle of all those nice, normal doggies? Why do athletes pat each others bum's so much? Because its the only place without pads. Not a silly answer I guess.
When a department store puts up a sign that says 'Clothes Half Off', which half is the most appropriate to take off, the upper half or the lower half. :o |
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Post by Occupant on Mar 31, 2012 18:22:30 GMT -5
Eeek - what's that rabid varmint doing there in the middle of all those nice, normal doggies? Why do athletes pat each others bum's so much? Because its the only place without pads. Not a silly answer I guess.
When a department store puts up a sign that says 'Clothes Half Off', which half is the most appropriate to take off, the upper half or the lower half. :o Well, according to the lingerie department's sales records, bras are up and panties are down. If olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from? |
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Post by Slowhand on Apr 3, 2012 3:08:11 GMT -5
Because its the only place without pads. Not a silly answer I guess.
When a department store puts up a sign that says 'Clothes Half Off', which half is the most appropriate to take off, the upper half or the lower half. :o If olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from? If I could change the spelling of OIL to OYL..............then baby OYL would be made of olives also ? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ? |
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Post by True Patriot on Apr 4, 2012 16:03:32 GMT -5
If olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from? If I could change the spelling of OIL to OYL..............then baby OYL would be made of olives also ? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ? |
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Post by True Patriot on Apr 4, 2012 16:07:06 GMT -5
Here's an easy one...Why do the call investment advisers 'brokers'?
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Post by Slowhand on Apr 5, 2012 23:51:40 GMT -5
Because their advice sometimes sends you broke...........................
Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Post by True Patriot on Apr 9, 2012 23:04:04 GMT -5
Because their advice sometimes sends you broke........................... Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? To reassure yourself that indeed people look up to you? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? |
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