Limericks.

[toetapping]

There once was a farmer from York
Who loved his pigs for the pork.
He fed them the finest
slops as he was the kindest

[Birdie]

There once was a farmer from York
Who loved his pigs for the pork.
He fed them the finest
slops as he was the kindest
That is till he stuck in his fork


There once was an old woman who said

[toetapping]

There once was an old woman who said
I am just sick and tired of being in bed

[Birdie]

There once was an old woman who said
I am just sick and tired of being in bed
So go away honey

[True Patriot]

There once was an old woman who said
I am just sick and tired of being in bed
So go away honey
To a nude beach that's sunny.




Couldn't help myself...I bet I can guess the last word of the next line...LOL

[Birdie]

There once was an old woman who said
I am just sick and tired of being in bed
So go away honey
To a nude beach that's sunny.
And find a young damsel to wed



(Was that the word you had in mind True?)

[Birdie]

Oops, I forgot to start a new one...



There once was a lady named Mack

[toetapping]

There once was a lady named Mack
Who always seemed to have a bad back.

[Birdie]

There once was a lady named Mack
Who always seemed to have a bad back.
She got a massage

[toetapping]

There once was a lady named Mack
Who always seemed to have a bad back.
She got a massage
Then knew it's time her life turned a new page

[Birdie]

There once was a lady named Mack
Who always seemed to have a bad back.
She got a massage
Then knew it's time her life turned a new page
She married the masseuse with the knack



There once was a dog who liked wine

[True Patriot]

Jan 15, 2012 13:49:12 GMT -5 Birdie said:

There once was an old woman who said
I am just sick and tired of being in bed
So go away honey
To a nude beach that's sunny.
And find a young damsel to wed

(Was that the word you had in mind True?)

Not quite.
I was thinking 'red'.
The beach must a have been in a same-sex marriage state.

[toetapping]

There once was a dog who liked wine
At his owner thought that was just fine

[True Patriot]

There once was a dog who liked wine
At his owner thought that was just fine
From fine Bordeaux to Sauterne

[Birdie]

There once was a dog who liked wine
At his owner thought that was just fine
From fine Bordeaux to Sauterne
He smacked his lips and returned

[toetapping]

There once was a dog who liked wine
And his owner thought that was just fine
From fine Bordeaux to Sauterne
He smacked his lips and returned
So they toasted at the table to dine.

.....

I was walking along the beach in my bikini

[True Patriot]

I was walking along the beach in my bikini
My new diet had made me so skinny

[toetapping]

I was walking along the beach in my bikini
My new diet had made me so skinny
I slipped and fell over a sand castle