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Post by True Patriot on Sept 15, 2011 18:06:06 GMT -5
♥♠ STRIP POKER ♦♣ HOW TO PLAY: In the posting menu you will see an icon of a spade. When you click the icon, it will disappear. When you make your post five cards will appear at the top of your post. RULES: 1. After making a post, compare your five cards with the person who posted previously. 2. If you have a winning hand based on the following poker rankings then you can decide if you will request that the person making the previous post is required to remove a piece of clothing or if you will put back on a piece of clothing that you removed previously. 3. The person putting on or taking off clothing can decide what to put on or take off. 4. Players must keep track of their state of dress. Edited by the Admin: Please disregard this 'rule'. (Typical!)5. Ladies must PM a picture of themselves to TruePatriot to confirm they are honestly participating.6. Only one of each type of clothing is to be used unless required in pairs. 7. Jewelry and accessories count, but can only be removed after clothing, unless required to hold clothing in place. 8. Clothing must be removed or replaced in the common sequence. 9. Players must post a picture of the clothing in question in their next post. 10. Once removed, no piece of clothing or its picture can be used again unless part of a pair where one half of the pair remains. 11. Posts cannot be deleted. 12. Breaking any of the above rules requires removal of a piece of clothing.
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 15, 2011 19:28:25 GMT -5
[hand][c11][c37][c45][c24][c46][/hand]I'll start.
Look at that...Three of a kind (Jacks!) on the first deal!
I guess I'm safe.
Woo Hoo!
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 15, 2011 21:08:54 GMT -5
[hand][c51][c16][c13][c47][c10][/hand]Three Jacks!?! Got a few extra cards up those virtual sleeves? All right. Am I takin' off or are you putting on a coat lol?
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 15, 2011 21:25:42 GMT -5
[hand][c50][c39][c33][c38][c3][/hand]Actually... I didn't win. I need to beat the prior hand. So here is my attempt. Woo Hoo!!!! My Jack beats your ten! You don't know Jack like I know Jack! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! [hand][c51][c16][c13][c47][c10][/hand]Three Jacks!?! Got a few extra cards up those virtual sleeves? All right. Am I takin' off or are you putting on a coat lol?
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 15, 2011 23:09:21 GMT -5
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 15, 2011 23:09:56 GMT -5
[hand][c2][c48][c52][c21][c15][/hand]Feeling lucky?
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 16, 2011 7:45:30 GMT -5
No wonder it took a while...Nice Booty you have. p.s. Smiley seems to like the angle.
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 16, 2011 7:51:37 GMT -5
[hand][c38][c28][c10][c29][c42][/hand] [hand][c2][c48][c52][c21][c15][/hand]Feeling lucky? You beat my king with the pair. What will it be? Looks like my pair of threes beats your pair of twos. Got another boot? If you need any help taking it off just ask. I swear I'm playing legit.
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 16, 2011 15:41:14 GMT -5
Not a boot this time. Gotta keep it fresh!
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 16, 2011 15:41:36 GMT -5
[hand][c18][c36][c9][c41][c43][/hand]10 high? Beat it.
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 16, 2011 19:55:38 GMT -5
Not a boot this time. Gotta keep it fresh! Just so you know... You won one and I won one. I said you should take something off. You never said whether you wanted me to remove a piece of your clothing or if you wanted to remove something. Were you wearing a boot on one foot and a pump on the other? That's kinda weird. Interesting...But weird. p.s. I think there's enough freshness already goin' on on this thread. LOL
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 16, 2011 20:02:10 GMT -5
[hand][c34][c41][c36][c35][c6][/hand] [hand][c18][c36][c9][c41][c43][/hand]10 high? Beat it. Sounds like Stephen Tyler reading the sign outside the Mustang Ranch on Christmas Day. I can't believe you would say such a thing. And I thought you were a lady of sophistication. If the 2 were a 7 I'd have a straight but still the 8 beats your 5. Let's make things easy and say you told me to remove something and I put it back on just now. So I'm still fully clothed and your not wearing shoes. Your play...Can you...um...beat the ten? Don't answer that.
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 17, 2011 16:33:00 GMT -5
[hand][c27][c28][c15][c46][c51][/hand]Ahem. If I were in the presence of a "high 10", I certainly wouldn't be beating it. :-X And believe me, sophistication has no business in that arena lol.
But I do believe my little ol' ace has beaten your ten. Oh my, my. Well, I am perfectly comfy with out my shoes. Why don't you make yourself a little more comfortable and take something off?
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 17, 2011 17:03:50 GMT -5
[hand][c27][c28][c15][c46][c51][/hand]Ahem. If I were in the presence of a "high 10", I certainly wouldn't be beating it. :-X And believe me, sophistication has no business in that arena lol. But I do believe my little ol' ace has beaten your ten. Oh my, my. Well, I am perfectly comfy with out my shoes. Why don't you make yourself a little more comfortable and take something off? I'm glad to see you didn't see the pair of twos. Maybe I can get away with something later. Feel free to assist Birdy...HAHAHAHA Nothing like a little trash talk in a trashy thread. Did you notice that Freedom is jealous?
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 17, 2011 17:11:58 GMT -5
[hand][c44][c34][c42][c8][c16][/hand] My hat's off to you! Two Pairs!
That beats your tiny pair of twos. Good Luck! Your turn to take it off. What's next? Hmmmm?
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 17, 2011 19:50:06 GMT -5
[hand][c12][c8][c17][c22][c34][/hand] I didn't even look at the pair of two's. As soon as I saw the ace, I knew I'd beaten you. What else matters? Nice pimp hat. Well. I got the other two eights. Here's your hat. What's your hurry?
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Post by Occupant on Sept 17, 2011 20:24:03 GMT -5
Don't mind me, I'm just doing a little dusting and vacuuming. Play on like I'm not even here. Hehehe
BTW, True, You Can Leave Your Hat On....
(WARNING, NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN)
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 17, 2011 21:10:05 GMT -5
Hey! There's a cat in my hat!
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 17, 2011 21:38:42 GMT -5
I've noticed something about you Foxy. You have this knack of improving every thread you post on. Excellent contribution!
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Post by Occupant on Sept 17, 2011 22:12:33 GMT -5
Awww, shucks. TYVM
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 17, 2011 22:18:12 GMT -5
[hand][c25][c14][c19][c17][c33][/hand]One card short of a flush as opposed to blush.
Which is what I did after watching Occupant's video.
Your draw.
Pull up a chair Occupant.
We can keep a secret.
I'm a little confused.
So I should put my hat back on and you took yours off?
Should I mention the...um...well you know...the...kitten in the chat box for Freedom's benefit?
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 18, 2011 0:46:32 GMT -5
[hand][c15][c2][c32][c24][c52][/hand] Oh please do. That's just too good to pass up. I took my hat off. I childishly handed you your hat because I lost. Again.
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 19, 2011 20:23:29 GMT -5
Hey Shenanigan...That's a nice pair you have. Sorry for noticing. LOL
I might post that in the chat box.
Beats my Ace. Which will it be?
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Post by Shenanigan on Sept 19, 2011 21:03:41 GMT -5
You have to ask?
Take it off Baby!!!!!
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Post by True Patriot on Sept 19, 2011 21:40:52 GMT -5
[hand][c47][c7][c30][c23][c8][/hand] You have to ask? Take it off Baby!!!!! I have one reaction to that....BOING!! So I'll leave the hat on...for now. I'll owe you one. After looking at Occupant's video I might need it later anyway. I wish Trish was here too...and Feisty, HoneyBee, Birdy, Occupant, Evil Woman, StarWatcher, Blowing Bubbles, Gypsy Rose, Lady Texan, Wild Flower, Someday, Sea Witch, PuppyMom, Perfect...just to name a few. Anyway... My pair of eights beats your twos!! Skin please!
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