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Post by Occupant on Feb 25, 2015 0:29:46 GMT -5
When in Rome...don't go 'fishing' for change in the fountains.
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Post by SMOface on Feb 28, 2015 13:44:12 GMT -5
No man is an idiot alone. He brings along at least 3 friends.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 14:55:33 GMT -5
If you tell the truth .. no one will believe you.
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Post by SMOface on Mar 6, 2015 15:54:01 GMT -5
An apple a day can't hold a candle to an apple pie a day.
I say tomato...
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Post by Occupant on Mar 7, 2015 14:19:39 GMT -5
I say tomato with bacon and lettuce is the perfect sandwich trifecta!
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Post by SMOface on Mar 8, 2015 11:14:13 GMT -5
Say what you mean and then run like hell!
What's good for the goose...
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Post by Occupant on Mar 8, 2015 14:41:55 GMT -5
What's good for the goose usually comes as a surprise to the "goosee"
Still water ________________________________
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 17:34:57 GMT -5
Still water is usually polluted.
On a sunny day you can _________.
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Post by Occupant on Mar 19, 2015 0:01:44 GMT -5
On a sunny day you can wear dark sunglasses without looking like a stoner or a celebrity trying to evade the Paparazzi.
March comes in like a lion _________________________
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Post by SMOface on Mar 19, 2015 8:10:18 GMT -5
March comes in like a lion with a hard-on...sneaks out in the middle of the night. Oh no! Smo! Some days you win...
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Post by Occupant on Mar 26, 2015 22:55:25 GMT -5
Some days you win, some days you live on bologna sandwiches and ketchup soup.
Too many cooks ______________________________
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 17:44:39 GMT -5
Too many cooks .. you have a four-alarm fire.
If at first you don't succeed ______________ .
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Post by Occupant on Apr 18, 2015 10:37:24 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed someone else is to blame, don't own it, find a scapegoat.
Beggars can't be ___________________________
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2015 15:06:42 GMT -5
Beggars can't be .. trained like a dog.
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Post by Occupant on Apr 25, 2015 15:00:42 GMT -5
Beggars can't be .. trained like a dog. Once bitten, twice ..... ...twice to the emergency room. Dead men tell no...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2017 13:34:25 GMT -5
Dead men tell no one to shut up!
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Post by Occupant on Oct 27, 2017 15:20:38 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, pay a professional to do it for you.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2017 13:57:45 GMT -5
Friends don't let friends pick their nose!
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Post by Occupant on Oct 29, 2017 19:25:14 GMT -5
Say what you mean - or just make up stuff, your call.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2017 17:23:09 GMT -5
Children should be potty trained by the time they're 10 years old!
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Post by Occupant on Nov 1, 2017 7:02:51 GMT -5
Mad dogs and Englishmen both love their fish and chips.
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Post by SMOface on Nov 9, 2017 14:16:54 GMT -5
if you're a vegan.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2017 13:26:15 GMT -5
Some people .. catch as catch can.
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Post by Occupant on Nov 23, 2017 13:24:03 GMT -5
Never do today what you'll regret tomorrow.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2017 6:34:27 GMT -5
Keep your friends close and your enemies .. in jail.
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