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Post by Occupant on Sept 14, 2014 20:14:51 GMT -5
Racialenvy - to envy those who are faster than you are.
Maurice was seething with Racialenvy when he came in dead last at the New York Marathon.
Shoeicide
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2014 15:53:49 GMT -5
Shoeicide is a very strange way to commit suicide. The person climbs up onto a tall bridge, removes his shoes & then runs as fast as he can. Naturally he eventually trips & falls to his death.
Shannon commits shoeicide on the Golden Gate Bridge. (yes, I know ... weak!)
Mentalism
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Post by Occupant on Sept 27, 2014 12:13:48 GMT -5
Mentalism
Practitioners of Mentalism are part of a new age cult founded by Cosmo Mentalbomb.
Mentalism is based on the belief that from the moment we are born, destructive, brain altering transmissions from the Sun cause an unnatural condition called Sanity and only by giving all Earthly possessions to Guru Mentalbomb can one be restored to the proper and healthy level of Insanity.
Can't argue with that logic! 
Next word: Yabbadabbadubious
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 15:27:44 GMT -5
Yabbadabbadubious is when people back in the stone age told tall tales.
Fred Flintstone told his wife how he slew a stegosaurus that was 50 feet long instead of the normal 25-30 feet. Wilma was yabbadabbadubious.
heightitis
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Post by Occupant on Sept 29, 2014 16:14:10 GMT -5
Heightitis - a rare condition where the sufferer tends to swell all over their body whenever they are in a place high above ground level.
Due to Heightitis, Jim had to wear clothing two sizes too large every time he had to attend a meeting in an office higher up than four stories.
Porkapation
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2014 15:18:35 GMT -5
Porkapation is being a farmer who only raises pigs.
Gomer didn't like cows so he turned to porkapation for a living.
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Religionatude
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Post by Occupant on Oct 4, 2014 19:52:33 GMT -5
Religionatude
It's a person's opinion on the subject of Religion.
Dexter's religionatude was very negative due to bad experiences with some bonafide nutjobs.
Arrestocracy
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2014 15:43:23 GMT -5
An interesting word 'arrestocracy', it defines someone who through power, influence or money is un-arrestible!
Even though Donald Trump has scammed many people & filed for bankruptcy many times he thinks he's in the arrestocrasy.
votersuppressionness
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Post by Occupant on Oct 15, 2014 5:05:03 GMT -5
Votersuppressionness - this is when all the parties run such lousy candidates for office they actually suppress voter's desire to go out and vote.
The turnout at the polls was extra light due to votersuppressioness.
Craptitude
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2014 16:14:23 GMT -5
Craptitude is when someone is always negative & their attitude brings everyone else down.
The old man suffered from crapitude until his wife gave him a talking-to!
Ebolation
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Post by Occupant on Oct 25, 2014 11:49:52 GMT -5
Ebolation - the feeling of relief one gets when they've been in contact with an Ebola patient and find out they didn't contract it.
Betty Breen, a nurse who cared for an Ebola patient, was filled with Ebolation when she found out she didn't catch it.
Sumbitchiness
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 12:17:44 GMT -5
Extremely interesting word, most people assume b/c there' 'pregnant dog' in it that it refers to a woman. But au contraire - it usually refers to a man who is a son of a b**** - the name Cheney comes to mind. And the 'sum' just means that it's a total of actions not a lone occurrence.
Some thought that George Bush went after Saddam Hussein was b/c of his sumbitchiness.
politication
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Post by Occupant on Oct 25, 2014 12:40:13 GMT -5
Politication - An all expenses paid "working vacation" taken by an elected official.
Because he put in for Politication reimbursement, the elected official's two week vacation in Tahiti was paid in full by the taxpayers because he talked shop with another elected official over Pina Coladas on the beach one afternoon.
Crypture
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 15:00:37 GMT -5
Crypture is an outing to where bodies are entombed.
For Halloween Foxy, Violette & Ann took a crypture to an old (and abandoned!) mausoleum to view the crypts; sadly they haven't been seen since!
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Ebolinate
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Post by Occupant on Nov 17, 2014 23:38:30 GMT -5
Ebolinate - that's when scientists inject lab rats with the ebola virus in order to have test subjects they can try vaccines on.
The doctors at WHO ebolinated dozens of rats in the hopes of finding a cure.
Porkatory
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2014 13:36:44 GMT -5
Porkatory is the lab where they come up w/ new ideas on how to get bacon into everything we eat. Yes, bacon tastes good but do we need it on a hamburger? in a salad? on a baked potato?
Bob's work at the porkatory was inventing a desert w/ either ham or bacon in it.
Snowdition
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Post by Occupant on Nov 30, 2014 11:46:33 GMT -5
Snowdition - that's the place where people who selfishly drive without cleaning the snow and ice off their vehicle so it slams into the windshields of the people driving behind them go when they die.
Jerry was sentenced to eternity in Snowdition for being a menace to motorists every winter.
Pooplication
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2014 18:08:51 GMT -5
Pooplication is what babies have after they've been constipated.
Franny's pediatrician gave her a prescription for the baby, it worked quickly as she saw the pooplication in the baby's diaper.
Stonehengier
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Post by Occupant on Dec 2, 2014 19:09:28 GMT -5
Stonehengier - a landscaper who specializes in creating enigmatic stone designs on your property.
Gunther wanted to outdo the Jones family who took great pride in their topiary animal hedges, so he hired a Stonhengier to make his lawn the talk of the town.
Skypemare
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 18:24:32 GMT -5
Skypemare is what you feel when you speak/see a person using your computer that you haven't seen in a long, long time.
Jennifer & Loretta finally spoke together using Skype; it had been forty-five years since they'd last seen each other. Jennifer told her husband she was very sadden by Loretta's appearance, it gave her a Skypemare.
Bookmance
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Post by Occupant on Dec 16, 2014 21:54:48 GMT -5
Bookmance - when you more than like a book, more than love it -- it touches you deep in your soul.
Kimmy just had to have a hard cover, signed edition of her favorite book for her collection because when one has a bookmance, a soft cover copy just won't do.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 14:14:33 GMT -5
Have you ever tasted something & not liked it? Scrapachino is when you order a cappuccino & it just isn't a flavor that you like.
Julia had never had a cappuccino but after ordering one she quietly walked over to the sink & scrapachinoed it.
Holidatique
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Post by Occupant on Dec 20, 2014 15:10:45 GMT -5
Holidatique is a specialty shop that is only open during the winter holiday season each year.
Donna went to the Holidatique to shop for Chanukah and Christmas decorations and presents for her family and friends.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 10:41:59 GMT -5
Snarkified is when you think of an appropriate comment then decide to make it mean.
Julie asked her best friend Amy if she looked good in a dress she recently purchased. Amy was envious of how good Julie looked so instead of saying, 'you look lovely' she said, 'yes, it hides your wide hips'.
Positude
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Post by Occupant on Dec 28, 2014 14:05:47 GMT -5
Positude - if someone has a positude, you can't tell them something they want to do cannot be done, they're just going full speed ahead.
Josh had a positude about asking Lisa to the prom even though all his friends told him she had no interest in him and would turn him down.
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