Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 11, 2009 18:21:19 GMT -5
I pretend your Edward and wear ear plugs
when I see you coming it makes me breath heavy
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Birdie
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Love is Tweet!
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Post by Birdie on Nov 11, 2009 18:33:00 GMT -5
I pretend your Edward and wear ear plugs when I see you coming it makes me breath heavy I'm tired of walking, I'll have to drive the Chevy You're an angel in disguise
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Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 11, 2009 18:39:55 GMT -5
take viagra to help your junk rise
I can't help but think of you whenever I laugh
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Birdie
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Post by Birdie on Nov 11, 2009 18:53:06 GMT -5
take viagra to help your junk rise I can't help but think of you whenever I laugh The last thing you said was quite a gaff Our last date was one to remember
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Post by Occupant on Nov 11, 2009 20:31:53 GMT -5
take viagra to help your junk rise I can't help but think of you whenever I laugh The last thing you said was quite a gaff Our last date was one to remember The baby's due in late November! My family approves, they think your great...
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Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 11, 2009 20:52:29 GMT -5
but my dad has a shotgun, I told him I'm late.
let's do it again, cause your a stallion
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Post by Occupant on Nov 11, 2009 21:29:54 GMT -5
but my dad has a shotgun, I told him I'm late. let's do it again, cause your a stallion But outside of bed you're a regular Valium (YAWN) A candlelight dinner and champaign for two...
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Honeybee
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Post by Honeybee on Nov 11, 2009 22:22:07 GMT -5
but my dad has a shotgun, I told him I'm late. let's do it again, cause your a stallion But outside of bed you're a regular Valium (YAWN) A candlelight dinner and champaign for two... After you eat all that, you're gonna go "MOO!" How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.... Send a PM. Just to say hello!
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Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 12, 2009 19:33:13 GMT -5
But outside of bed you're a regular Valium (YAWN) A candlelight dinner and champaign for two... After you eat all that, you're gonna go "MOO!" How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.... i hope you die in a firey blaze. your cuddles and warm and loving too
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Post by Occupant on Nov 12, 2009 20:30:38 GMT -5
Your mistress called today, that's what she said about you! Life's not the same when you're away...
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Honeybee
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Post by Honeybee on Nov 12, 2009 23:12:06 GMT -5
Your mistress called today, that's what she said about you! Life's not the same when you're away... cause then the hooker, I gotta pay.... Your love is like a honeysuckle...
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Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 12, 2009 23:25:49 GMT -5
Your mistress called today, that's what she said about you! Life's not the same when you're away... cause then the hooker, I gotta pay.... Your love is like a honeysuckle... hurry wench and undo my buckle! your hair is shiny and smells like lillies
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Post by Occupant on Nov 12, 2009 23:37:01 GMT -5
But your face is so scary it gives me the willies!!!
I'll always cherish our very first date...
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Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 13, 2009 9:33:24 GMT -5
But your face is so scary it gives me the willies!!! I'll always cherish our very first date... and how I smacked your head, on my nerves you did grate Your voice is like the sweetest tune
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Honeybee
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Post by Honeybee on Nov 13, 2009 9:56:25 GMT -5
cause then the hooker, I gotta pay.... Your love is like a honeysuckle... hurry wench and undo my buckle! your hair is shiny and smells like lillies Anyway, back on track.... Too bad your face is like a prune! You are a sweet cherry blossom...
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Trish
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Post by Trish on Nov 13, 2009 9:58:01 GMT -5
This thread is hysterical !!
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Feisty
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Post by Feisty on Nov 13, 2009 11:08:44 GMT -5
Too bad your face is like a prune!
You are a sweet cherry blossom...[/quote]
and your brother kisses wicked awesome!
Your face is soft and compelling
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Birdie
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Post by Birdie on Nov 13, 2009 19:57:39 GMT -5
Too bad your face is like a prune! You are a sweet cherry blossom... and your brother kisses wicked awesome! Your face is soft and compelling [/quote] But I don't want what you're selling Your lips taste like honey
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Post by Occupant on Nov 13, 2009 21:47:05 GMT -5
Too bad your face is like a prune! You are a sweet cherry blossom... and your brother kisses wicked awesome! Your face is soft and compelling But I don't want what you're selling Your lips taste like honey[/quote] That passed through a bunny! I bought some thong panties, I'll wear them tonight
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Post by True Patriot on Nov 13, 2009 22:34:34 GMT -5
and your brother kisses wicked awesome! Your face is soft and compelling But I don't want what you're selling Your lips taste like honey There's no way you could wear them 'cause on me they're too tight. Let's go to the drive-in and park in the back...
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Post by Occupant on Nov 14, 2009 0:16:03 GMT -5
Or just cover your head with a burlap sack!
I never needed anyone 'til I met you...
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Birdie
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Post by Birdie on Nov 14, 2009 12:42:37 GMT -5
Or just cover your head with a burlap sack! I never needed anyone 'til I met you... to open the garage door so I can go through I love it when you look into my eyes
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Post by Occupant on Nov 15, 2009 12:22:08 GMT -5
Or just cover your head with a burlap sack! I never needed anyone 'til I met you... to open the garage door so I can go through I love it when you look into my eyes When I have you in a scissor lock between my thighs!
Dearest I have a surprise for you...
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Post by True Patriot on Nov 15, 2009 13:56:13 GMT -5
to open the garage door so I can go through I love it when you look into my eyes When I have you in a scissor lock between my thighs!
I thought the second part was suppose to be unromantic? I'm confused.
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Honeybee
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Post by Honeybee on Nov 16, 2009 9:36:26 GMT -5
to open the garage door so I can go through I love it when you look into my eyes When I have you in a scissor lock between my thighs!
Dearest I have a surprise for you...All you need to do is look in the loo.... I'll love you until the day I croak...
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